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Do Unto Thy Neighbors

By Da King Published: January 3, 2009

Dear Abby,

My next door neighbors hate me. We have had an ongoing dispute over where my property ends and their property starts. They claim they own all of my property, and I claim they own none of it. When I point out that I have dwelt on my current land for 60 years, and my ancestors have dwelt on the land for thousands of years, my neighbors are unmoved. When I point out that my neighbors land is much larger than my own, and that we can both live in peace and coexist in harmony, my neighbors are unmoved. They have threatened to destroy me, and have acted on those threats, shooting over 4000 bullets at my house since 2005. When I call the police, the police do not respond. A couple years ago, I gave up a portion of my land to my neighbors in the hope it would defuse the tension, but all they did was use that nearer land to shoot at me more often, from a closer vantage point. When you are shot at over 4000 times, it begins to get on your nerves, to say the least. I finally decided I couldn't take it any more, so I bought an Uzi and fired back at my hateful neighbors, killing several of them. Now the community is condemning me. I am afraid for my family, and I don't know what to do. Any advice would be extremely helpful.

Between Hamas And A Hard Place



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