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Above are photos of Anna Chapman, who has been accused of being a Russian spy. Security officials have warned U.S. Marines taking shore leave - these hotties may be out to get you:
U.S. Marines preparing for shore leave in the Seychelles islands were having a standard security briefing this week when they were shown photos of a figure who's been in the news lately: Russian spy suspect Anna Chapman. Security officers hoped the pictures would be a wake-up call to their charges, especially the younger ones...
“Her pictures are now part of our [counterintelligence] awareness briefs,” said a security officer, “so that when we tell the youngsters to beware of the beauties in foreign countries, we’re not just blowing smoke.”
“We always mention some of the techniques” spies use to pry secrets from sailors, the officer added. “Namely, the use of good-looking women to lower a man’s defenses. …
“These women will elicit from their males what kind of job they have, and determine if they have a security clearance, and then try to develop the relationship further, until the woman believes the male is ready to be approached by the actual case officer, who will then try to recruit him to commit espionage,” the officer said.
As for the Chapman photos, “I tell the Marines to imagine such a woman showing interest in them,” the officer said, "and developing a relationship, solely to exploit them."
Listen up, all you young alpha males in the Marine Corps. The next time a gorgeous woman approaches you after you've been granted your first shore leave in months.....just walk away.
Yeah, like that's going to happen.
But this might be a good reason to have more gay men in the military - effective counterintelligence. We could call it 'If She Asks, Don't Tell.'