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Obama's View Of Hickdom

By Da King Published: April 13, 2008


Listen up, midwestern states. Barry O has got your number. Here's your problem, as stated by the Great Orator in San Francisco the other day:

"You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them…And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not.
And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

There you have it, rednecks. Straight from the elitist mountaintop. Y'all are a bunch of gun-lovin', racist, superstitious, evangelical, bitter hicks. You lost your jobs 25 years ago and just didn't know what to do after that, so you loaded up on guns, god, and chewin' tobacco, and started hating anyone who doesn't look or talk just like you. You are ignorant, small town midwestern flyover state rubes, given to all sorts of crazy notions, helpless without the guidance of your government masters like Barry. Y'all are kind of like those apes in the beginning of the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's nothing short of amazing that you are even toilet-trained, especially when you consider there isn't an $18 billion government potty initiative (must be a failure of leadership).

As one of those aforementioned midwestern hicks, I have a response to the Harvard educated Mr. Obama: Take your condescending stereotype and stick it up your arrogant tailpipe, you pompous piece of prattling pig puke.

Barry Bonehead offered a followup comment on the topic friday night in Indiana:

"They don’t vote on economic issues because they don’t expect anybody’s gonna help them. So people end up, you know, voting on issues like guns … issues like gay marriage … take refuge in their faith and their community and families, things they can count on … so here’s what’s rich. Senator Clinton says, “Well, I don’t think people are bitter in Pennsylvania …” John McCain says, “Oh, how can he say that? How can he say people are bitter?”

Now, being a 2001 apeman, I don't know nuthin' 'bout no E-caw-nuh-mee, but I sure do recognize spin when I hear it (He really DOES think we're that stupid, doesn't he ?) He tried to say Hillary and McCain objected to him calling people "bitter", when that wasn't what they objected to at all. What they both objected to Barry, was your bigoted view of midwestern americans, you schmuck (and McCain actually meant it). They objected to the fact that you don't even give midwesterners enough credit to form their own opinions about issues like the Second Amendment, religion, illegal immigration, or free trade. Instead, midwesterners are "bitter" and "frustrated," especially when they disagree with YOU, right Barry ? If people disagree with Obama's liberal attitudes, why then, they must be racist, they must be zenophobic, they must be psychologically unbalanced ! It's the same bankrupt liberal argument I've been hearing for years. I'm sick to death of politicians like you, Barry. You talk about unity, but all you do is divide people into stereotyped groups, ptting one against the other. And, of course, every one of those aggrieved groups needs help from the government. They need help from Barry. After all, how can a bunch of apes fend for themselves ? We need zookeepers.

FYI - Those jobs that Barry talked about leaving 25 years ago were factory jobs. Barry isn't going to bring any of them back. Not one. It's pols like Barry that caused them all to leave in the first place. Barry thinks you're too stupid to realize that too.

Take a hike, Obama. Too bad. I really would like there to be a black president. That would a be great step for our country. It's just that Barry's not the one. He IS the manchurian candidate (you nailed it, larry d). What's Colin Powell doing these days ? I'd take him over anyone left in the presidential race.

That's all I have to say about this. Now we can all sit back and listen to Obama and friends spin this over the next few days to tell us what he REALLY meant, just like they tried to tell us Obama sat in Jeremiah Wright's black liberation theology church for 20 years and never heard Wright make any racist comments (they really, really think we're that stupid, don't they ?) It will be comical and entertaining, I'm sure.



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