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Send Your Money To Me, Barack Obama

By Da King Published: November 3, 2011

Every person in the country must immediately send President Obama an additional $650 !!! And then y'all have to keep sending that much or more to Obama every single month.

That's how much additional tax money it will take for us to cover the $203 billion federal debt increase for October 2011. Y'all have that much lying around, don't you ? Remember, Obama's only trying to "help" you !!! (become poorer) He's "turning the economy around" !!! (and around and around and around).

The federal government’s debt increased by $203,368,715,583.63 in the month of October, according to the U.S. Treasury.

That equals about $650 per person for each of the 312,542,760 people the Census Bureau now estimates live in the United States.

At the end of September, the total national debt stood at $14,790,340,328,557.15, according to the Bureau of the Public Debt. By the end of October, it had risen to $14,993,709,044,140.78.

The debt increased far more this October than it did last October. Between the last day of September 2010 and the last day of October, the debt rose from $13,561,623,030,891.79 to 13,668,825,497,341.36—for an increase of $107,202,466, 449.57.

October is the first month of the federal fiscal year. If the debt were to increase by an average of $203 billion for the remaining 11 months of the year, the national debt would increase by $2.436 trillion for the year.

No worries. What's a measly $2.436 trillion per year in additional taxes between friends ? A $15 TRILLION federal debt is chicken feed. Let's crack open those piggy banks, college funds, 401K's, savings accounts, and credit cards, my fellow Americans, and pitch in to help our spendthrift, cash-strapped President. If we can't raise the dough, we can always ask our Chinese friends for a loan, like we've been doing. They have our best interests at heart. And you older Americans can comfort yourselves with the knowledge that there is an imaginary $2.5 trillion Social Security Trust Fund sitting out there, filled to the brim with IOU's, just waiting to be filled with fresh taxpayer cash !!! Your government is looking out for you, just like Bernie Madoff would !!!

When the citizens ask, "Can the government destroy the future of the country ?", Obama replies, "Yes We Can !!!"

Vote for Obama in 2012...if you have a death wish, are a masochist, or are just too plain stupid to know any better.



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