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CIA To Vet Libyan Rebels...And More

By Da King Published: March 31, 2011

Now that we're already backing the Libyan rebels and have gone to war to assist them against Qaddafi's troops, President Obama has decided it's time to figure out who these rebels are that we're defending with our military and money. Great thinking, Mr. President. We sure wouldn't rush to war without having all the facts first. Wait a second. That phrase "rush to war" sounds vaguely familiar...hmmm. Must be my imagination, right Democrats ?

In his effort to reverse the positions of the cart and the horse, our Prez has sent in the CIA:

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Costs Of The Obama Doctrine

By Da King Published: March 30, 2011

The war in Afghanistan is costing us over $9 billion per month. The entire GDP of Afghanistan is $11.75 billion PER YEAR. We've been in Afghanistan nearly a decade, and Obama has us committed there until 2014. I was in favor of fighting this war, but it seems increasingly useless as time goes on...and on...and on.

The Libyan war has cost us $600 million in six days. On monday, President Obama assured us "we've done what we set out to do" in Libya, while reiterating his promise not to commit American ground troops or force regime change in Libya. It was, you know, "mission accomplished" in Libya. On tuesday, Qaddafi's ground forces shelled the rebels, forcing them to retreat. Maybe Qaddafi's cable teevee was knocked out by the coalition bombing and he didn't know Obama had beaten him. I don't know. It is rumored that White House advisors assembled to deal with this latest turn of events, working long into the night to figure out a way to blame Bush if the Libyan situation deteriorates further.

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The Muslim Brotherhood And Neocon Obama

By Da King Published: March 29, 2011

President Obama withdrew support from Hosni Mubarak when the protests started in Egypt. Obama took the side of the democratic protesters, calling for Mubarak's removal, and now Egypt is being ruled by a secret military government allied with the Muslim Brotherhood, according to the New York Times:

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New Video Of Tsunami Destroying Town

By Da King Published: March 29, 2011

I watched this video this morning and had to post it. This is the tsunami transforming the Japanese port town of Kesennuma into a raging river.

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Most Transparent Administration In History Locks Reporter In Closet

By Da King Published: March 28, 2011

Pictured above is the beautiful mansion of wealthy Florida real estate developer Alan Ginsburg. Mr. Ginsburg held a $500-minimum-donation-per-head fundraiser at his palace for Senator Bill Nelson (D-FL), where 150 deep-pocketed Democrat supporters and Vice President Joe Biden were in attendance (does Biden do any actual work, or is raising money his actual work ? It seems like he's always at fundraisers).

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Fixing Ohio

By Da King Published: March 25, 2011

Before we get around to fixing Ohio, we have to identify Ohio's problems.

1) Ohio has an $8 billion budget shortfall.

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Situation Normal...

By Da King Published: March 24, 2011

I didn't quite know what to make of a President who would launch an attack on Libya as he flew off with his family to South America for some sightseeing and chats with trading partners. That seemed pretty odd. Then I found out the Secretary Of Defense, Robert Gates, was in Moscow talking to the Russians as the war broke out. Then I found out Vice President Joe Biden was in Boston doing fundraisers for the Democratic party as the war broke out...maybe it's just me, but I always thought invading a country was pretty serious stuff. I always thought our leaders would be on hand in the war room, talking to the Joint Chiefs, ready to make decisions, etc., not going about their daily routines as if destroying Libya's air force and bombing Gaddafi's compound was equivalent to weeding a garden. I guess I was wrong. I guess it goes more like this:

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Attack On Libya

By Da King Published: March 21, 2011

Before initiating military strikes against Libya yesterday to implement a no-fly zone and prevent Muammar Gaddafi's air force from killing Libyan rebels, the U.S. coalition obtained the approval of the Arab League. The approval of the Arab League led to the approval of the United Nations Security Council. With those approvals (but not the approval of Congress), Obama attacked Libyan air-defense systems with stealth bombers and cruise missiles. 114 cruise missiles were fired, according to NBC. Going beyond the mere enforcement of a no-fly zone, fighter jets attacked Gaddafi's ground forces in Benghazi:

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Going To War Again ?

By Da King Published: March 19, 2011

My television keeps telling me we're going to war again, this time in Libya, to stop Muammar Gaddafi from killing the Libyan rebels who have taken over most of that country.

My television keeps saying this will be our third war in the Middle East, which will really make it look like we have it in for Muslims.

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Eyes Wide Shut

By Da King Published: March 18, 2011

The buzzing of Mike's Sony alarm clock awakened him and told him it was noon, time to get up. Cracks of midday sunlight shone through his energy-efficient Pella windows, filtered by the Levolor blinds. He arose from the Serta Perfect Sleeper, slipped into his Ralph Lauren silk robe and Uggs slippers, and walked across the Stainmaster carpet to his bathroom. He flipped the switch, and the GE fluorescent bulbs brought artificial sunlight to life. There would be no time for a shower today, because Mike had to be at the studio in one hour. He was accustomed to skipping showers. He dampened a Martha Stewart washcloth and scrubbed his face with Dial soap, drying with a matching Martha hand towel. Then he shaved away his one-day beard growth with the Norelco electric, and brushed his pearly whites with an Oral B and Crest Whitening toothpaste. He noted thankfully that his bad tooth no longer ached since his recent visit to American Dental Center. A quick pass over each pit with the Right Guard Sport Stick, followed by a splash of Old Spice aftershave, and Mike considered himself clean.

His morning constitutional on the American Standard presented the day's first snag. The low-flow toilet backed up, as it so often did. Whose brilliant idea was it to design toilets that didn't flush ?, he wondered. Good thing he had that K-Mart plunger handy. After several thrusts, the toilet bowl cleared properly.

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How's That Hopey-Changey Thing Workin' Out For Ya ?

By Da King Published: March 16, 2011

Thought I'd start with a Sarah Palin quote to get Democrat hearts pumping a bit faster. Consider it cardio for liberals.

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Eat The Rich

By Da King Published: March 14, 2011

Left-wingers have a very simple solution to this country's economic problems. Here it is - let's steal all the money and assets rich people have earned, and give that money to the government for redistribution to the rest of us. This is the left's solution to all things economic. They believe this one simple act of mega-robbery will solve all our problems. They believe it will get rid of our deficit and debt, shore up Medicare and Social Security forever, fund health care for everyone, and on and on. It is their panacea. Nothing galls left-wingers more than the fact that some people in this country are wealthy while others are not. They view the accumulation of personal wealth as some sort of crime. They view corporations as some sort of organized crime.

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Taking It To The Streets

By Da King Published: March 12, 2011

Looks like it's Jesse Jackson week here on All Da King's Men. A few days ago, I featured Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr's. (D-IL) insane theory about how we need constitutional rights to things like laptops, ipods, cell phones, etc. With these new "rights", anyone who couldn't afford such items would have them provided by the government (aka, the taxpayers, aka, YOU). Under Jr's lunatic leftist plan, not only would you be your slacker brother's keeper, you'd actually be working for him. YOUR hard work would be used to buy HIM an X-Box. To give you an idea of just how insane this idea is - the Reverend at the Blog Of Mass Destruction thought it was wonderful, that it made Jesse Jr. a great american. Getting an endorsement from the Reverend is sorta like getting an endorsement from the Unabomber. It lets you know you have gone off the rails.

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The Fear Of Being Perceived As Islamophobic

By Da King Published: March 11, 2011

Representative Peter King (R-NY) heads the House Committee On Homeland Security. It's his job to look into security threats to the United States Of America. As part of that job, King is holding hearings titled "The extent of radicalization in the American Muslim community and that community’s response”.

That was all it took for King to come under attack, for accusations of McCarthyism to be fired at him. His critics accused him of being on a "witch hunt". He was accused of being Islamophobic by what I'll call the Political Correctness Police (PCP for short), because he was singling out one group, Muslims, as the target of his hearings. The following letter, signed by over 50 progressive groups, was sent to Rep. King's office:

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I Can't Take It Anymore....The Cowboy Poetry Festival

By Da King Published: March 9, 2011

The federal government's $223 billion budget deficit for February is the largest one-month budgetary shortfall in the history of the country. The annual deficit is $1.6 trillion. The federal government is over $14 trillion in debt. Federal spending has doubled over the last decade. Our government is borrowing 40 cents of every dollar it spends. We owe China about $843 billion. Our state governments are another $1.16 trillion in debt. Our local governments are another $1.7 trillion in debt. We have enormous unfunded future entitlement commitments that we have no idea how to pay for.

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All Aboard The Gravy Train

By Da King Published: March 9, 2011

Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-IL) has discovered a way to fix the unemployment problem. It involves changing the Constitution and creating a bunch more rights for people. Listen up, y'all, and let Jesse drop some knowledge on ya:

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Who Needs Unions ? They Have The Kleptocrats

By Da King Published: March 8, 2011

How many of you remember that old Schoolhouse Rock video/song called "I'm Still Just A Bill" ? It explained to kids how a bill becomes a law, providing a nice civics lesson for the children about how the democratic process works.

But thanks to Wisconsin's Fleebagger Democrats, the democratic process has changed. Our new democratic process excludes the "democratic" part. Now, thanks to the Democratic party, it more resembles the "democratic process" Patty Hearst had with the Symbionese Liberation Army (SLA). Thus, the revised version of 'how a bill becomes a law' is presented below:

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Finally, Good News On Unemployment

By Da King Published: March 5, 2011

Republicans took away the Democrats 4-year long congressional majority in January 2011. During those 4 years of total Democrat control of Congress, we lost about 6.7 million jobs and ran up like $5 trillion in debt. The numbers are so crazy high that I can't even keep track anymore. Good job, Democrats. If we ever need kamikaze pilots for a future war, we'll call you.

In February 2011, the first full month of GOP House leadership, our country finally had a decent jobs report. 222,000 private sector jobs were created. It takes about 125,000 jobs to keep up with population growth, so we made a real jobs gain, finally. Unemployment dropped to 8.9%.

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Reality vs. Liberalism

By Da King Published: March 4, 2011

Let's say I'm the newly elected governor of a state like Ohio, which faces an $8 billion budget deficit, or Wisconsin, which faces a $3.6 billion biannual deficit going forward. I'm tasked with getting rid of these budget holes. What would I do ?

As governor, I only have two basic choices. I can try to a) cut spending, or b) raise revenue. Or I could do a combination of both things.

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Din Of Democrat Density

By Da King Published: March 2, 2011

I find it curious that left-wingers, who are more than happy to steal away the fruits of another man's labor to "redistribute" as left-wingers see fit, are up in arms in places like Wisconsin, Indiana, and Ohio, where politicians want to take something away from a left-wing constituency. Apparently, sacrifice is for the other guy, not for lefties. Lefties are supposed to be the beneficiaries of the forced largesse of others, don'tcha know. They aren't supposed to be the ones being forced. That upsets the entire liberal victimhood apple cart. In the left-wing mindset, the victims are supposed to be the taxpayers, always. The victims are never supposed to be liberals themselves, don'tcha know. That makes liberals feel so, so,...well, victimized. And there's nothing whinier than a victimized liberal, even if that victimization is largely a figment of the liberal's imagination, as it is in Wisconsin, Indiana, and Ohio.

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