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You Might Be A Liberal If...

By David King Published: September 12, 2012

You might be a liberal if you speak proudly of how President Clinton balanced the budget, but are voting to re-elect President Obama, who has run up more debt than any American President in history.

You might be a liberal if you thought Bush was a war criminal who should be imprisoned for waterboarding 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, but are voting to re-elect President Obama, who executed American citizen Anwar al-Awlaki and other terrorist suspects via predator drone without a trial. 

You might be a liberal if you think the word "Chicago" is racist. (link)

You might be a liberal if you called military veteran George W. Bush a "chickenhawk", but haved eliminated that word from your vocabulary when describing non-military veteran Obama's militarism.

You might be a liberal if you are against killing convicted murderers, but believe the most innocent human life should be extinguished on demand.

You might be a liberal if you blamed 9/11 on Bush and opposed Bush's anti-terrorism policies following 9/11, but now talk about how Obama is keeping us safe (by following anti-terrorism policies setup by Bush).

You might be a liberal if you believe the way to create jobs is for the government to borrow trillions of dollars.

You might be a liberal if you think Obama isn't responsible for anything, except for the good stuff.

You might be a liberal if you think Mitt Romney's refusal to release more than two years of his tax returns is horrible and might make him a felon, even though top Democrats have refused to release their tax returns.

You might be a liberal if you support wind farms, but not when they want to build one in your backyard.

You might be a liberal if you bash American companies for using non-union labor, but use non-union labor in your own businesses.

You might be a liberal if you rail against crony capitalism and government subsidization of big corporations, but praise Obama for bailing out GM and Chrysler.

You might be a liberal if you file lawsuits to block voter id laws, but require a photo id for a person to enter your office.

You might be a liberal if you complain about free market capitalism, as you live the American Dream free market capitalism has provided.

You might be a liberal if you receive an Academy Award for a documentary about the dangers of global warming, while you live in huge energy-consuming mansions. (link) (link)

You might be a liberal if you blame the 2009 budget deficit entirely on Bush, even though that 2009 budget originated from the Democrats who controlled Congress, and was approved overwhelmingly by those same Democrats, including then-Senator Barack Obama. Senate Republicans almost all voted against it. In addition, Obama and BIden voted for TARP, far more Democrats than Republicans voted for TARP, and the $800 billion stimulus package of 2009 was passed by the Democrats with no Republican votes (link) (link) (link) (link)

You might be a liberal if you dismiss out-of-hand any information coming from Fox News, Breitbart, and Newsmax, but you regularly cite sources like MSNBC, ThinkProgress, and TPM.

You might be a liberal if you naively believe the housing bubble and mortgage credit crisis was all Bush's doing. (link)

You might be a liberal if you believe the federal government spending $2.6 trillion on ObamaCare over a decade is a deficit reduction measure (Hint - NOT spending that money would be a deficit reduction measure).

You might be a liberal if you believe the government should "keep it's hand off a woman's body" when it comes to abortion, but not when it comes to birth control. (link)

You might be a liberal if you are pro-choice on abortion, but anti-choice on almost everything else. (link)

You might be a liberal if you condemned Bush as a "unitary executive", but support Obama's Executive fiats. (link) (link) (link) (link) (link) (link)

You might be a liberal if you believe the $16 trillion federal debt has no effect on the economy, despite the fact that we waste $200 billion per year paying interest on the debt and our nation faces further credit downgrades.

You might be a liberal Vice President if yesterday you referred to the 9/11 anniversary as being a "bittersweet time for the nation". I must have missed the "sweet" part of 9/11.

And you definitely might be a liberal if I have made you angry, and all you want to do is argue with the information I just presented.

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