If winning is most important to LeBron James, why not join the team that never loses?
As if this pending free agency period wasn't enough of a circus, the Harlem Globetrotters just became the bearded lady. The Globetrotters are making a half-serious marketing push to land both LeBron and Dwyane Wade. They've gone so far as to produce No. 3 "D-Wade" jerseys and No. 6 "King" jerseys, which can be purchased for $75.
David Stern's reach is fairly long, but I don' t think he can fine the Globetrotters $100,000 for tampering.