Here's a link to my second annual collection of oddball Christmas songs -- including some audio samples with my spoken introduction. Today's Beacon Journal also has my long rumination on ''Rocky.'' (I'll have a review of the movie on Wednesday.)
After seeing last night's ''Saturday Night Live,'' I wish I had waited just a little longer to write the songs story. Then I might have included both ''Santa Is My Boyfriend'' and what discretion forces me to call ''The Box Song.'' You can find the latter video, with explicit audio, here. I was slightly surprised at the uncensored version because I expected the bleeped word to be one that rhymed more closely with ''box.'' Nevertheless, hysterical stuff.