Right now ''Dancing'' is filling time with a really unfortunate dance to ''Boogie Wonderland.'' But the results thus far:
Jerry Springer got the encore performance.
Mario Lopez and Monique Coleman are safe.
Rod Stewart doing ''Hot Legs'' on ''Dancing'' is preferable to Rod doing standards on ''American Idol.''
Rod should have a not-too-close-to-the-neck clause about camera work. The wrinkles are even more unfortunate than ''Boogie Wonderland.''
Rod does ''Fooled Around and Fell in Love.'' Not well.
Sara is saved for another week. Agh. Could this be the reason? And what does that mean for the November elections?
Jerry's in the bottom two.
Emmitt's safe. Willa's in the bottom two, meaning Joey's safe.
Willa's out! Jerry survives again! The audience boos. I move on.