Who survived the first night of "The Bachelor: Officer and a Gentleman," after the jump...
First of all, Ohio's own Linda Malek did not make the cut, thereby diminishing my limited interest in "The Bachelor."
And, for reference purposes, here's a link to ABC's bachelorette rundown.
With that in mind, here's who got the roses:
Stephanie T. won the first-impression rose, and so immediate antagonism from all the other women.
Other recipients: Alexis, Amanda, Amber, Bevin, Danielle I., Erin, Kate, Nicole, Peyton, Stephanie W., Susan, Tessa, Tiffany W. and Tina.
Great post-rose meltdown by Lindsay.
Andy started and ended with the same name, from Stephanie T. getting the first-impression rose to Stephanie W. getting the last one in the ceremony.
Also, do Andy Baldwin's facial expressions remind anyone else of Thomas Haden Church?