And the ESPN and ABC guys are talking about strategies, talking about matchups, talking about thing that will have gone out the other ear sometime in the next 2 1/2 hours, before the kickoff finally happens.
Oh, there's the Jessica Simpson ad for Pizza Hut. Too bad we already did the Super Bowl grocery shopping. (Just back, in fact.) I've got a nice bag of crunchy cheese curls here, and there's a pizza in the oven. My goal is to have eaten enough before the game starts that I won't be tempted by the food ads.
Channel flip: Stevie Wonder being interviewed on ESPN. The interviewer -- Kenny Mayne, late of ''Dancing With the Stars,'' is reminscing about when he interviewed Stevie in 1986. Hey, I saw Stevie in concert around 1974. Do you care?
Uh-oh, Stuart Scott is doing one of those recaps of how much food will be eaten. Time for another handful of crunchy cheese curls. Back to ABC. Aw, nuts, a Pizza Hut logo on the interview desk...