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By admin Published: March 18, 2010

After an HBO executive said at an Atlanta event that "The Pacific" would be on DVD for Father's Day, the news flew around the blogosphere. After all, the terrific miniseries would make a good Father's Day gift. Unfortunately, the news is not true, as this statement from HBO Video declares more than emphatically:

The misinformation about the HBO miniseries, The Pacific being released on Father's Day is incorrect. HBO Home Entertainment has not yet announced an exact DVD release date for The Pacific, however, the miniseries will not be available on DVD any earlier than the second half of the year.

"Ghost Whisperer" star Jennifer Love Hewitt talks in the latest People magazine about her breakup with Jamie Kennedy (a mutual decision, she says, where "when you really care about each other, you care that the person gets what’s truly best for them – and that may not be you.”) and what she loves about herself.

Answer: "Love my boobs, Thelma and Louise. I feel like my boobs could fight crime without me."

One of the most enduring aspects of David Letterman's late-night reign has been Stupid Pet Tricks. And now it has spawned a mega-event. From CBS:

Pets and humans will battle for supremacy when the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN presents THE ULTIMATE STUPID TRICK TOURNAMENT: PETS vs HUMANS, on the LATE SHOW Web site at, where viewers can vote to decide their all-time favorite Stupid Trick beginning Thursday, March 18.

Fans will be able to vote online at during the show's Stupid Trick tournament, which will begin with the "Stupid Sixteen" – the all-time best eight Pet Tricks and eight Human Tricks. Over a period of 19 days in March, fans will have the opportunity to vote for their favorite Pet or Human Trick in a series of alternating daily matchups – Pets vs. Pets one day, Humans vs. Humans the next day, etc. Fans will be able to watch a video clip of each of the two competing Tricks in the daily matchups and then vote on their favorite of the two.

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The Trick that garners the most votes each day wins, with the victor in each daily Pet or Human Tricks matchup then proceeding to the next level of competition — the "Excellent Eight," the "Favorite Four" and, finally, the ultimate showdown, when the top Pet battles the top Human for the title of best all-time Trick. The ultimate champion will be announced on the LATE SHOW Web site Monday, April 5.

The 16 competing Tricks are:

Top Eight Stupid Pet Tricks

· A monkey that rides a dog down a slide

· A cat that makes noises while eating

· A dog that spins when the audience applauds

· A dog that can prune a tree

· A dog that jumps rope with kids

· A duck that eats cottage cheese out of its owner's mouth

· A dog that says "I love you"

· A dog that plays dead

Top Eight Stupid Human Tricks

· A man who drinks milk through nose and shoots it out of his eye

· A woman who spits out gum and sucks it back in

· A child who sneezes on command

· A human bowling ball

· A woman who bugs her eyes out

· A man who does a cannon ball onto a milk carton

· A woman who scratches her eyeballs

· A man who feeds spaghetti to wife from a fork in his nose

Additionally, one lucky online fan will be selected at random to win a trip for two, including round trip airfare, ground transfers, two nights hotel and two tickets to see the LATE SHOW at the legendary Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City.

Both Stupid Pet and Stupid Human Tricks have a long history with Letterman and his talk shows – the very first Stupid Pet Tricks segment was first introduced on his NBC morning show, "The David Letterman Show," on June 26, 1980, and was extended in 1983 on the "Late Night" program to incorporate Stupid Human Tricks. Since the LATE SHOW's debut on CBS in August 1993, nearly 300 Stupid Pet and Stupid Human Tricks have been featured on the broadcast.

For more information on the Stupid Pet and Human Tricks Tournament and the LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN, visit

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