Watching some of the red carpet coverage on E! in anticipation of the red carpet coverage on ABC. Things I've learned: an Oscar nominee is being called "Little Q" to avoid pronunciation mishaps, Ryan Seacrest is a tiny man, Kelly Osbourne is very knowledgeable about "boobies" protection, and Seacrest apparently thought that everyone who showed up was going to get an award. Hey, this isn't the Golden Globes. And, apparently, there was a lot of drinking at "Django Unchained" -- but Kerry Washington was smart enough not to participate. And I am learning way more than I care about Washington's Oscar nails and her Olivia Pope nails..