I have been watching E!'s red-carpet coverage for about 50 minutes now, because, well, it's Oscar night and I just can't get enough punishment. Also, this is the one night of the year I write about dresses and hair, and E! loves that stuff. But so far I have heard a few words from Wolfgang Puck, a pretaped interview with Ellen DeGeneres, red-carpet talk from Viola Davis and Portia de Rossi -- and an awful lot of Seacrest and Giuliana and Kelly and Ross. I have been tweeting, but will be back here when breaks permit.