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Good fortune and good laughs will be yours....

By Lisa Abraham Published: January 20, 2012

A Union City, Calif. company has come up with its answer to the tired, cliche sayings inside fortune cookies.

iLLfortunes is offering a new kind of fortune in their cookies. To better understand them, here are a sampling of their fortunes:

•      Your likeness to a hobbit will not serve you in the dating world.















•       Your pet is planning to eat you.


•       Prozac is planning a long term relationship with you.


•       Counting sheep is not meant for the purpose of arousal. Get help.


•       The voices in your head think you’re an idiot.

If you are still laughing, like I was, you can purchase them at www.illfortunte.net The cookie are $12 for 20 and come backed in a Chinese food container.

Chinese New Year is Jan. 23. Might be a good way to usher in the Year of the Dragon.














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