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Capitalist Jihadists IED'ing Health Care

By The Reverend Published: July 7, 2009

Former House majority leader Richard K. Armey is one of several ex-congressmen working on behalf of health-care companies as a Senate committee considers legislation. Armey represents a New Jersey pharmaceutical firm. (By Danny Johnston -- Associated Press)

The Capitalist Jihadists have begun their summer offensive against the American people.......

The nation's largest insurers, hospitals and medical groups have hired more than 350 former government staff members and retired members of Congress in hopes of influencing their old bosses and colleagues,.....

....the health-care industry,...... is spending more than $1.4 million a day on lobbying in the current fight, according to disclosure records.

The push has reunited many who worked together in government on health-care reform, but are now employed as advocates for pharmaceutical and insurance companies.

What's important, when you're selling out some 275,000,000 Americans, is to make sure the sale proceeds smoothly, without confrontation, and maximizes efficiency. So the Capitalist Jihadists seek out converts, new recruits, who have previously studied the system from the inside. These new recruits, eager to cash in on their newly found influence-peddling value, then go about telling the Supreme Capitalist Jihadist Leaders the best way to f*ck over the American people, in this case, on health care.

Having worked in the Congress automatically places potential recruits in the Capitalist Jihadists War on the America People at the top of the list.

Nearly half of the insiders previously worked for the key committees and lawmakers, including Sens. Max Baucus (D-Mont.) and Charles E. Grassley (R-Iowa), debating whether to adopt a public insurance option opposed by major industry groups. At least 10 others have been members of Congress, such as former House majority leaders Richard K. Armey (R-Tex.) and Richard A. Gephardt (D-Mo.), both of whom represent a New Jersey pharmaceutical firm.

Some of the woud-be Jihadist Recruits are like shoe bomber Richard Reid in that they just look stupid, like Grassley....others act all Rocky Mountain High, Homey-Bullsh*t, like Baucus. Experienced veteran Jihadists, like Gephardt and Armey, are numbers 1 and 2 in my new Capitalist Jihadist playing cards. They've trained in the most sophisticated and ruthless camps of bribery and influence-peddling, and create, with just the two of them, a kind of bi-axis of evil.

The Capitalist Jihadists will never stop, not until they've acomplished their mission. Many international observers say that the Jihadists are winning the fight against the American people. They say that Americans are fat and stupid and don't care anymore if the Jihadists win. American media, our Great Fourth Column, our Protector, long ago sided with the Jihadists, agreeing with the international observers that Americans are, indeed, fat and stupid......but still reliable consumers of goods and services.

Many bloggers have said that the public option, when it comes to health reform, is the whole point. Without it, there is nothing of value....not worth doing.

One major problem in health care is the inflated costs produced by paper shuffling insurance parasites. And those parasite Jihadists, with their freshly trained new recruits from the inside, will convince the people who work for them, the Congress, to force all Americans to purchase health insurance from totally private Jihadist Groups who make money the old fashioned denying medical treatment. It amounts to a national-security-threatening takeover of the American people by Jihadist Capitalists.

The Jihadist takeover of the majority of Congressional Republicans took place long ago. Most Republicans, with the rare exception in the House, are full Economic Terrorist Sympathizers, helping the Capitalist Jihadists in any and every way they can. These Sympathizers have booby trapped the Senate by demanding a 60 vote threshold for every f*cking move. Bathroom breaks now call for 60 votes. The Sympathizers warn that they will strap on bomb vests and threaten to push the trigger if that dreaded public option makes it into the bill. They hate us because we love the public option. They hate us for exercising our freedom.

It has been rumored that there are Counter-Counter Terrorist Sympathizers in the Limp-Dick Democratic Camp who are participating in perverse and obscene sexual-economic intercourse behind closed doors with both Jihadists and their Primary Sympathizers, Republicans. Others disagree with those rumors, explaining that without a watered-down, ineffective, health care reform bill that does nothing but guarantee higher profits for Insurance Company Jihadists, the bill won't be bi-partisan. And as we have learned from the Dean of Media, David Broder, without bi-partisanship, America might as well be Cuba.

Who will stand against the Enemy? Who will yell into the mega-phone....."the people who are doing this will hear from ALL of us soon."

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