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Could It Be...........Satan?

By The Reverend Published: November 18, 2009

I've had some notes in draft form since August that I've been wanting to share....and today, thanks to Lou and Bill-o,....is the day.

First, this short video from WorldNetDaily on July 30, 2009....

"I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven." (Luke 10:18)

When I started doing a little research, I found the Greek word for 'lightning' is 'astrape', and the Hebrew equivalent is 'Baraq,'" said YouTube contributor "ppsimmons," a self-described Christian with a theological education and many years in the ministry, who spoke to WND under condition of anonymity out of concern for members of his local church.

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He then recalled Isaiah 14:14, where Lucifer, another name for Satan, is quoted as saying, "I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High."

"I wondered what the word 'heights' is," said ppsimmons, "and I looked it up in the dictionary, and it's 'Bamah.'"

Thus, on the video, the announcer notes, "If spoken by a Jewish rabbi today, influenced by the poetry of Isaiah, he would say these words in Hebrew ... 'I saw Satan as Baraq Ubamah.'"

ppsimmons goes on to say this...

"I'm not proclaiming he (Obama) is the antichrist, or that I'm some kind of a Hebrew expert, but the word associations are indisputable...."

"Word associations." When it comes to America's first black president, winger-games of "word association" have broken out all over like a bad case of teenage acne. There's nothing wrong with that, of course. This is America...and an American, or group of Americans, can damn near say anything in public or private, no matter how ridiculous it might sound. For example, just consider most anything that Sarah Palin says on any given day. God bless the former 1/2 term Alaskan governor.

The casual reader might just dismiss the biblical exegesis by WorldNetDaily and ppsimmons with his Hebrew word association games...as wild-eyed, religious foolishness. But what do we do when the most popular cable teevee "news-analysis-bullsh*tting" program...The O'Reilly Factor....has a segment like this...

At first...I thought these two ass-clowns, Lou and Bill-o, were trying to be humorous. I know that when I first heard O'Reilly ask ex-CNN xenophobe, Lou Dobbs, "Barack Obama, is he the devil?".....I laughed out loud.....but Bill-o remained grim faced, almost stoic.....so he must have been, like, Serious. Color me perplexed.

Then Lou Dobbs, fresh from getting his big "birther" ass kicked by CNN, didn't break a smile either at Bill-o's question. In his most Serious of faces (and Lou has many), Dobbs responds, "He's not the devil.....(mumble, mumble)...Afghanistan....(mumble, mumble)....1/6 of the economy....(mumble)..",....then Bill-o cuts Lou's mumbling off by rephrasing Lou's mumbling this way...

"So, you don't think he's the devil...but you think he's mismanaging the country at this point?"

Dobbs responds..."I think.....absolutely."

Saturday Night Live couldn't possibly have done any better. That's some funny stuff.

It's a close call for Dobbs.....Obama is not quite the devil yet, but "mismanaging the country"......well.....that's getting pretty close.

There's one thing I hadn't envisioned about Villager and Wingnut Media. I knew that they twisted stories and propagandized on an hourly basis.....I knew that they would come at Obama with all their Villager Little-Tykes Wingnut Weaponry.....and I knew guys like Bill O'Reilly and Lou Dobbs were irredeemable morons of mass stupidity....

...but I confess, I never thought they would be this funny.

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