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Fighting Socialism

By The Reverend Published: September 22, 2008

The CEO president.....our illustrious Decider Leader...America's Codpieced Commander Guy....the Mighty Socialism Slayer from Laissez-Faire Land....has drawn fresh blood yet again. I don't know about you, but I, for one, am thanking my lucky stars (or my Lucky Charms, I can't remember which) that this wildly successful private business CEO, George Walker Bush, came to Washington to save us all from the Socialism Serpent. The Serpent now eating Wall Street.

Socialism, ask any Republican, is a very, very, very, bad monster. Socialism, probably because it's heralded by god-hating atheistic scum, continually threatens us with Pollyanish concepts like "sharing in the profits" ideology. That anti-American ideology is being faithfully fought against by Warrior Leader....and in much the same way that the same Warrior Leader fought against those effeminate, Commie-loving, liberals who wanted America to lose over in our newly Occupied Territories of Iraq. How is Commander Guy fighting the good fight, you ask? By sending someone else to do the fighting.

With Iraq, just when all seemed lost, Dear Leader sent out the Immaculately Conceived General David Petreaus. The Immaculate One gallantly rode into Washington and bravely put down the grave and gathering storm of truth threatening the future political prospects of Republicans. Even though Iraq is still all f*cked up and still costing over $10 billion per month, now no one cares any more, because the Immaculate General spoke, ex cathedra, declaring the "Surge" good.

And now with the financial meltdown, Dear Leader, in an act of personal bravery unmatched in all of world history, has saddled up Treasury Secretary Henry Paulsen. Paulsen and FED chair warrior leader, Ben Bernanke have thrown down the gauntlet against the mighty Socialism Serpent.

Just read the exciting new chapter about the Battle Against All Prosperity Sharing....

The Bush administration widened the scope of its $700 billion plan to avert a financial meltdown by including assets other than mortgage-related securities.

The U.S. Treasury submitted revised guidance to Congress on its plan a day after first submitting it, as lawmakers and lobbyists push their own ideas. Officials now propose buying what they term troubled assets, without specifying the type, according to a document obtained by Bloomberg News and confirmed by a congressional aide.

The change suggests the inclusion of instruments such as car and student loans, credit-card debt and any other troubled asset. That may force an eventual increase in the size of the package as Democrats and Republicans in Congress negotiate the final legislation with the Bush administration, analysts said.

``The costs of the bailout will be significantly higher than originally considered or acknowledged,'' said Josh Rosner, an analyst with independent research firm Graham Fisher & Co. in New York. ``How, given these changes, can the administration and Federal Reserve believe they are being forthright in their unrevised expectation of future losses?'' Link

With socialism threatening......threatening us with that false doctrine of "shared prosperity", the evil teaching of hate-America leftists,.....what better way to fight back then by forcing all Americans to pay for ALL the debt of corporate interests....not just "mortgage related securitites"....but ALL debt. It's f*cking brilliant. Fighting fire with fire.

Just as that "not like us", "speech-making", "tax and spend", Muslim foreigner, Barack Obama, rises up with all those false-hope building words of inclusiveness....."we're all in this together, and we should all share in America's opportunities, prosperity and successes".....the Mighty GOP Leader sends out his best Warrior to quash the uprising. Behold the weaponry used.......economic anti-missile missiles. Not only will there be no sharing of prosperity in America (hey, this ain't Sweden, or.... Alaska)......instead, any and all debt incurred by all of our largest patriotic corporations will be shared with us.

What about that French-inspired thinking that Obama obviously holds dear to his heart concerning international relations, diplomacy driven efforts and all that? Bullseye! Warrior Leader hasn't left one stone unturned. Nothing counters those foreigner-loving, cheese eating commie Democratic leaders better than beating them to the punch.

In its latest guidance on the bad-debt fund, the Treasury said firms that are headquartered outside the U.S. will now be eligible.

The ultimate NCLB....No Corporation Left Behind....foreign or domestic.

Paraphrasing the next Great Warrior Leader, "we're all socialists now."

"F*cking brilliant.



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