This will work out just oh-so-dandy....I'm quite sure....
The State Department promised Blackwater USA bodyguards immunity from prosecution in its investigation of last month's deadly shooting of 17 Iraqi civilians, The Associated Press has learned.
"Once you give immunity, you can't take it away," said a senior law enforcement official familiar with the investigation.
Three senior law enforcement officials said all the Blackwater bodyguards involved — both in the vehicle convoy and in at least two helicopters above — were given the legal protections as investigators from the Bureau of Diplomatic Security sought to find out what happened. The bureau is an arm of the State Department. Link
Ya' know...for a few years of the Iraq quagmire I thought we weren't going to be successful in spreading the American brand of democracy, that the Relevent One had promised, to all those Iraqis living on top of all our oil.
But now, with another stroke of genuis from a White House full of Einstein types, in granting immunity to Blackwater mass murderers over in Iraq, I can almost guarantee that American democracy will now catch on like wildfire.
To fully understand the depths of wisdom Codpiece and Co. plumbed by ordering Condi over at State to just let the Blackwater mass killers off scott free....you must first understand the American democracy those wiley White House rascals are spreading.
Freedom is on the march and part of that freedom is the freedom our president and his Dick have to hire mercenary killers. The freedom these Resolute Leaders are now spreading in Iraq includes full immunity for all involved in international crimes, like mass murder. Now that's freedom you can sink your teeth into.... freedom like that....helles belles....it'll catch on in Iraq in nothing flat.
It won't be long before all those Iraqis in prison for shooting, blowing up and/or killing American servicepeople.....will be set scott free....just like Blackwater criminals. Those Iraqis will be spreading their tiny American democracy wings by following the lead of the Great Liberators. Neo-conservative tears of joy will flow.
Dana Perino, female White House
Finally...we'll be seeing benchmarks of progress being met in Iraq. And to think....all this time....I've been doubting the Glorious Dear Leader.
The Reverend is not worthy.
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