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Male Penis Now WMD According To New Bush Appointee

By The Reverend Published: October 18, 2007

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When a lame ducker president is at 24% approval rating the upside, for him, is that there are fewer and fewer supporters he needs to target. The president's cluster-lame-duckness messaging can be tailored exclusively for the tiny "culture of life" nut-group. Think: Terry Schiavo freak-show.

Junior's latest appointment is so lame it is befitting this CinC....Cluster-Duck in Chief.

On Monday, President Bush appointed Susan Orr to oversee federal family planning programs at the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS).

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Before joining HHS, Orr served as senior director for marriage and family care at the conservative Family Research Council and was an adjunct professor at Pat Robertson’s Regent University.

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...in 2000, Dr. Orr said that requiring insurers to cover family planning supplies and services — a policy that promotes access to contraception in many states and the federal employee health program — is "about making everyone collaborators with the culture of death." Link

When I read about this yesterday I asked myself....how in the hell could contraception be part of a "culture of death".....John Cole provides the obvious answer....

I guess this leads me to inevitably conclude that my penis has, at numerous times over the past few decades, officially been a weapon of mass destruction. Link (Abort this Appointment)

Absolutely brilliant line, that.

Now, The Reverend has to reconsider the White House's 2002-2003 imminent danger warnings about Iraq's "culture of death" weapons program. You see, World War 3 Commander Guy was warning against those Iraqi biological sperm weapons with their accompanying penis delivery systems.

Do you realize the reach of some of those WMD's?

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