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Mosques Are Really IED's

By The Reverend Published: August 12, 2010

I wasn't aware of it. So, it came somewhat as a surprise. What, you ask? Islamic mosques in America are not really places where Muslims worship their god and study their sacred writings,....you know....legally practice their religious faith. Islamic mosques are actually.....wait for it....."improvised explosive devices".....yep, IED's.

First...meet the AFA...

American Family Association (AFA) a non-profit 501(c3) organization was founded in 1977 by Donald E. Wildmon, who was pastoring First United Methodist Church in Southaven, Mississippi, at the time.

Today, AFA is one of the largest and most effective pro-family organizations in the country with over two million online supporters and approximately 180,000 paid subscribers to the AFA Journal, the ministry's monthly magazine. In addition, AFA owns and operates nearly 200 radio stations across the country under the American Family Radio (AFR) banner.

Second.....meet Bryan Fischer of the AFA....

Bryan Fischer is the director of Issue Analysis for Government and Public Policy at American Family Association, where he provides expertise on a range of public policy topics.

Third...meet Bryan Fischer's "expertise"....

Permits should not be granted to build even one more mosque in the United States of America, let alone the monstrosity planned for Ground Zero. This is for one simple reason: each Islamic mosque is dedicated to the overthrow of the American government.

Each one is a potential jihadist recruitment and training center, and determined to implement the “Grand Jihad”....

Because of this subversive ideology, Muslims cannot claim religious freedom protections under the First Amendment. They are currently using First Amendment freedoms to make plans to destroy the First Amendment altogether. There is no such thing as freedom of religion in Islam, and it is sheer and utter folly for Americans to delude themselves into thinking otherwise.

And then...the money quote....

American Muslims are being radicalized every single day in American mosques. We are sowing the seeds of our own destruction by allowing these improvised explosive devices to be established in community after community.

Finally.....meet Bryan, "mosques are really IED's", Fischer's bestest buddies.

Yes, next month brings the gloriously divine Values Voter Summit. This year's values-filled, patriotic event will feature, along with the AFA's Bryan "mosques are really IED's" Fischer,.....presidential candidate Mitt Romney, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, 1/2 term governor and Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin, serial divorcer Newt Gingrich, munchkin Governor Bobby Jindal, snooze-inducing Governor Tim Pawlenty, Indiana representative and former radio talk jock Mike Pence....and a host of other usual suspect, values-loving conservative name brands.....Hannity, Ingraham, Oliver North, Michelle Malkin, Mark Levin...you know the ones.

Yes.....these values lovers have every right to meet and rally around their collective "values", you know, as conservative patriots and protectors of all that is righteous and good.

What I'm wondering about is....when did one of the prominent Values Voters...values....become xenophobia? What's valuable about celebrating xenophobia?

Xenophobia....."an unreasonable fear or hatred of foreigners or strangers or of that which is foreign or strange."

Apparently, it isn't enough for these mighty protector-warriors of all that is valuable in America to only value the fear-inspiring bashing of pregnant Mexican women swimming across the Rio Grande to, you know, "drop their babies"......as Huckleberry Graham so righteously put it.

No, no. True American voters, those who have real values,...cherished values as outlined, I guess, by the Christian god whom they all say they serve......must now value crazed, ignorant, mean-spirited xenophobic bashing of all American Muslims.

Why? Because those mosques that American Muslims have built and want to build in the future.....aren't really mosques at all.

Those American mosques are in actuality....no kidding now...."Improvised Explosive Devices."

Conservatives are just so full of.......values.....aren't they?

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