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Really....This Is Just Too Good

By The Reverend Published: January 27, 2010

Above is the face, as doofus-like as it is, of the Great American Tea Bagger, James O'Keefe. Along with foxy-looking Hannah Giles, O'Keefe rose to prominence in WingnutWorld by tricking a couple of ACORN employees into saying potentially damaging stuff on camera. Take a good look the Alfalfa-like face of the boy responsible for getting the U.S Congress and the U.S. President to knee-jerk their knees off defunding ACORN.

Now compare that face with this face....

Don't know there's an uncanny resemblance there.

And who could ever forget this great picture of America's newest patriots?

Alfalfa....I mean James O' the goofy-looking person on the left.

The next time we see a picture of James O'Keefe it will be his mug shot....

O'Keefe and three others – including the son of an acting U.S. Attorney, are accused of trying to manipulate the phones in Democratic Sen. Mary Landrieu's office in New Orleans. According to an release from the United States Attorney's Office, witnesses say O'Keefe was in Landrieu's office when two co-conspirators came in "dressed in blue denim pants, a blue work shirt, a light green fluorescent vest, a tool belt and a construction-style hard hat" and pretended to be there to repair the phones. (Here's the affidavit.)

O'Keefe allegedly filmed the men handling the main reception-area phone in the senator's office with a cell-phone camera. The faux-repairmen, who are believed to have been attempting to tap the phones, then asked for access to the telephone closet to work on the main telephone system; asked for identification after being directed there, they said they had left their credentials in their vehicle.

The four men – O'Keefe, the two fake telephone repairman, and another alleged co-conspirator – are now "charged in a criminal complaint with entering federal property under false pretenses for the purpose of committing a felony, announced the United States Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of Louisiana." They could face up to ten years in prison and a fine of $250,000.

How far the Republican crooks have fallen since Watergate, huh? Now the GOP-Fox hybrid parasite is recruiting from the cast of "Our Gang." I suppose the days of tough guy dumbasses, like G. Gordon Liddy and Chuck Colson, are over. So sad.

It looks like Bagger James and his Baggettes were trying to sting a U.S. senator, Mary Landrieu (D-LA). The CBS report uses an interesting phrase to describe the caper. O'Keefe and his Bagger Buddies were accused of "trying to manipulate the phones." Sounds like some sexual perversion, you know, at first glance. How in the blazes, exactly, do you "manipulate" a phone? Better yet.....don't tell me....I don't want to know.

The New Watergaters were trying to tap, not "manipulate", the phones in Senator Landrieu's offices. Undoubtedly to try to capture some juicy audio that Fox and Fiends could use, like they did in the totally bogus ACORN "pimp and prostitute" nonsense.

After the phony Pimp and Prostitute gig with ACORN, 31 GOP House members signed on to a Resolution honoring Bagger James O'Keefe for his work in getting ACORN defunded.

One of those GOP buffoons was none other than Ohio's....Crazy Jean Schmidt......

Schmidt is the one on the right.

Fox's Chris Wallace once declared James O'Keefe, "power player of the week."

Fox's Greta Van Sustern, last night.....James O'Keefe "has appeared many times here on Fox News Channel."

Just for, you know, sh*ts and giggles, watch this sober Fox clip from yesterday's "reporting" on O'Keefe's arrest. Notice how the Fox Knee Padder-Reporter sounds so grief-stricken with the news that G. Gordon Liddy's modern Alfalfa-counterpart, O'Keefe, had been busted...and then goes on to say that "we" need more "context."

For those Wingers and Baggers seeking refuge from the storm of embarassment this story brings with it.....there's always the reasonable Michelle Malkin.....

'Know your limits. Know the law. Don’t get carried away. And don’t become what you are targeting.'

What? Don't become a U.S. Senator? I don't think I follow.

I don't think I want to.



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