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Tales Of Great Republican Leaders

By The Reverend Published: September 7, 2007

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When one looks for great examples of Republican Party member statesmanship, one does not have to look very far.....there are, indeed, so many.

The great Communicator himself, Ronald McDonald, said "tear down this wall" to Gorbachov.....imagine how those words must have burned the Soviet leader's conscience. After all, Gorbachov knew Ronnie was a Republican Party statesman, and everybody knows, even Soviet leaders, that Republican Party statesman are the best this world has to offer. It's a wonder to me that Gorbachov didn't reach for a sledgehammer the moment Ronnie said those words. That's the power of the Republican Party statesman.

Consider these Republican Party statesmen....

Leading Republicans in Congress on Thursday declared that troop withdrawal legislation should be scrapped because the United States has made significant progress in the Iraq war, just as Democrats were resuming efforts to bring soldiers home.

"It should be off the table," House Republican leader John Boehner of Ohio said of Democratic attempts to pass legislation to force President George W. Bush to withdraw some of the 168,000 U.S. troops in Iraq and wind down the combat mission there.

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But Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky told reporters of "significant progress in Iraq," and Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina said the 4-1/2-year war effort was "finally paying dividends."

"We're at a crossroads. Pour it on. Seize the moment ... take withdrawal off the table," said Graham, who last month served in Iraq as a colonel in the U.S. Air Force reserves. Link

Just reading

Boner's Boehner's, McConnell's and Graham's words made me fall to my knees in order to thank the Good Lord for giving us these Republican Party statesmen. Where would we be without them?

Some argue that these great God-ordained statesman are actually killing more American soldiers by advocating a "stay the Godly course" plan in Iraq. Others, who have not been imbued with the Holiest of all Holy Spirits, the Spirit of the Republican Party, insist the "holy surge" that the Dear Leader Who Sits At The Right Hand Of God, ordered, has not been a success. The great and faithful Republican Party statesmen

Boner Boehner, McConnell, and Graham know better.

These glorious leaders believe. That's what makes them so great. Just as Joshua blew his trumpet and the walls of Jericho fell down, so too Ronald McDonald uttered the words that brought down the Berlin Wall. Only believe is always the answer.

And so as these Republican Party Senatorial Sages,

Boner Boehner, McConnell, and Graham, speak the words, "pour it on", "significant progress", "paying dividends" and above all, "seize the moment...take withdrawal off the table", I can sense another "collapse of the Soviet Union" moment....can't you?

Indeed, there were many in Joshua's day who were scoffers and the Bible predicts there will come even more scoffers before the end comes....and is there any doubt about us living close to the end of days? Of course not.

Yes,

Boner Boehner, McConnell and Graham may appear, at first, as mindless idiots only servicing a petulant, pathetic president by saying the words the Greatest of All Great Republican Party Statesmen, Dear Leader George W. Bush, wants to hear. But appearances are not what they appear to be.

No, these three,

Boner Boehner, McConnell and Graham, have the essence, the secret of all those Great and Glorious Republican Party Statesmen who have gone before.....they believe.

Praise God.

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