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The Silence of the Alpacas

By The Reverend Published: August 11, 2009

President Obama, considered by half of southern voters to not be a U.S. citizen, has proven how dangerous it is for America to grant amnesty to the undocumenteds. In Obama's case, first he works his bony, non U.S citizen ass into the White House, no simple matter that......and now, according to some popular pitbull wearing lipstick, he is on the cusp of setting up "death panels" to, apparently, hand select who gets to live and who doesn't. Kind of a cost-benefit-analysis-horror-movie kind of thing.

This is exactly what Super-Patriot, Rush Limbaugh, warned us about during the wingnut-hell-raising days of the "no amnesty for immigrants" period a few years ago. First you grant "them" amnesty, next they get elected president, and finally,......they set up "death panels."

The ex-governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin,...I am most certain.....would never lie about important stuff like end-of-life decision-making. Just as she would never exploit her handicapped child......

"Americans delve into the disturbing details of the nationalized health care plan that the current administration is rushing through Congress, our collective jaw is dropping, and we’re saying not just no, but hell no!"

"And who will suffer the most when they ration care?" Palin asks. "The sick, the elderly, and the disabled, of course. The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil."

Such a system IS downright evil....and Palin didn't even tell us the half of it.

You see those two alpacas in the picture above? They look all cute and cool with their blues hats and ties on, don't they? But sometimes alpacas are not just alpacas. I was told that the alpacas were there to promote some alpaca society......as if. Now, after reading the queen of bulldogs, I think I know why those alpacas were down in Wheeling, West Virginia. They must be the frontrunners for Obama's "death panels."

Let me explain. Most of the attendees at the Heritage Blues Festival over the weekend were folks well over 40 years old. While we were all walking by Obama's alpacas and stopping to snap photos and commenting on how "cute" they were and all that.......the hidden cameras in their hats, probably put there by Rahm Emmanuel, were recording the baby-boomer herd. Yep. That's really what was going on.

Palin held back on telling us all the gory details about Obama's "death panel" plans..........it's a lot worse than just offing Down Syndrome victims and old people for their non-productivity. President Obama, along with being an undocumented, is a secret homosexual Muslim cannibal. I know......I was shocked too when I first learned about it. Not the Muslim part, hell everyone knows he's a Muslim. The homosexual part? Not really a surprise either.....I mean, look at Larry Craig (R-ID). Craig is tall and Obama is tall. What other evidence do you need? But the cannibal part.........now that was a surprise. It's getting harder and harder to recognize Muslim cannibals these days.....isn't it? They're always wearing those damn disguises.

So, here's the real story.....the ugly story behind Obama's "death panel" health care reform.....the story that should be twittered to every twit around the world. Alpacas, disguised as bluesmen, and equipped with hidden cameras, have been dispersed all around the country to record which baby-boomers will provide the choicest cannibal-cuts for members of the ObamaCare, death panel, homosexual Islamic health care reform-cult. Boomers are mostly too fat anyway, and can't be very productive,.....but the fat-rippling in the human rump roasts, I've heard, is to die for.

Where Sarah Barracuda held back, probably because it's just too frightening to imagine, is that the weakest, fattest, most non-productive, most handicapped amongst us are not going to have to go and stand before Obama's "death panel" for "bureaucrats to decide" who lives and who doesn't......the death panel is coming to us.

Yeah, you may think it's all funny now.......but you won't think it's funny when two silent alpacas wearing blues hats show up at your front door and they're accompanied by Barney Frank carrying a bottle of Chianti.

We'll see who's laughing then.

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