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Walking In A Wingnut Wonderland

By The Reverend Published: December 27, 2007

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Touring around the far right blog sites, if you can hold your nose long enough, is actually quite an informative journey. For example, I noticed that many of the righties do not like the fact that Preacher Mike Huckabee is doing so well in early primary polling. With Iowa only a week away now, and the Huckster still leading the other Republican candidates, some signs of far right desperation are beginning to appear.

Who do the far righties turn to when desperation begins to set in? Which Great Leader is beseiged with, "what can we do about Huckabee", questions? Their earthly god.....their role model of role models....their most popular of all far rightie comedian entertainers....the Great Fat Drug Addict....Rush Limbaugh. What a role model of brilliance he is.

What can the Fat Assed One do to help all his far rightie cult members who are now being threatened by...GASP....an evangelical preacher guy? Why.....create a conflict, whether one exists or not, between Druggie Rush (why in the hell do you think he has the name...RUSH?) and Preacher Mike.

And so it is written....the far rightie's god on earth spoke the conflict and saw that it was good.....to rally his millions of fiends to, hopefully, not vote or caucus for the Preacher.

RUSH: Huckabee forces are attacking me, ladies and gentlemen. Yes siree, Bob, the Hucksters are on the warpath! From the Atlantic magazine, this is from their blog. The author is Marc Ambinder. "What's the Huckabee universe's take on why Rush Limbaugh does not like the man from Arkansas? I asked a prominent DC-based Huckabee ally," and here's what the "prominent" Washington-based "Huckabee ally" said: "'Honestly, because Rush doesn't think for himself. That's not necessarily a slap because he's not paid to be a thinker -- he's an entertainer. I can't remember the last time that he has veered from the talking points from the DC/Manhattan chattering class. If they were praising Huckabee, he would be, too. Also, I have to think that he's dying to have Hillary in the White House. Bill Clinton made Rush a megastar. Having another Clinton back in power would make him the Leading Voice of the Opposition once again.'" Now, this is so off the mark, I can't believe that Huckabee would have somebody this ignorant on his staff -- somebody on the campaign staff or supporter or what have you, that's so ignorant about this program and what happens on this program. Part of the DC-Manhattan chattering class? When was the last time I was for illegal immigration, for example? Link

Nothing more dangerous, more sacreligious, than attacking the Obese, Drug Addicted, God of Rightie Talk Radio,....the entertainer, Rush Limbaugh. Just as the Fat One rallied the intolerant, racist and hateful listeners of his comedy show to stop any reasonable immigration legislation from passing.....so too, the Viagra using God of the Righties is hoping to stop Huckabee in his tracks by creating a conflict between Preacher Mike and His Fatness.

A conflict that Rush hopes will have a negative impact on Huckabee's chances. Limbaugh is, after all, the far righties radio god. His listening audience of dittoheads can descend like locust, at Rush's command, destroying everything their god tells them to destroy.

Of course, anyone with a double digit IQ knows Rush is only an entertainer, a comedian, really. Bill Clinton, of course, became Rush's reason for being in the 90's. These are indisputable facts. Of course, Rush is the Republican Party's DC/Manhattan voice to the dittoheads. It's his job. He has confessed that he "carries water" for Republicans. And obviously having Hillary back in the White House would be favorable for the Fat One's hate radio comedic style.

Rushie's fig leaf of villifying undocumented immigrants, something another GOP Fat Ass, Karl Rove, realized was destructive to the Republican Party, is the exception that proves the rule. Fat Boy Rush was either out of Oxycontins during those Great Hateful Talk Radio days or he had misplaced the Viagra bottle somebody gave him. Perhaps both.

No matter.......Rush has declared war on Mike Huckabee. It's to be expected because Rush knows the Preacherman could never win a general presidential election. Far rightie dittoheads will rush to the side of Rush in this contrived "conflict" with Mike Huckabee....and that's just exactly what the DC/Manhattan GOP power people expect from their comedian-in-chief.

And so it goes in what I adoringly like to call Wingnutland where hypocrisy is king and truth is a UFO.

If you have a clothespin to put on your nose, go here and here to read the far rightie comments in response to this new Steel Cage Event pitting the Talk Radio Junkie against the Huckster in what's sure to be a battle to the bitter end.....of Mike Huckabee.

The ditto-dummies are even calling all this Huckicide. They so funny.

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