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What Racism?

By The Reverend Published: July 16, 2010

Yes, the NAACP came out with a statement encouraging the Tea Party groups to denounce any racist elements in their midst. The NAACP did not say that the Tea Party movement was motivated by racism.....only that the occasional racist-flavored display seen at T-Party events be condemned.

Naturally, Tea Party leaders and members flipped the NAACP the bird.

To prove that the NAACP was delusional in their citing of the occasional racist word, sign or action at Tea Party events......

Mark Williams, right wing talk show host, CNN favorite and "organizer" of the corporate backed Tea Party Express, was all over the airwaves Wednesday, defending "the movement" against the NAACP's condemnation.....

Here is extra-special proof that the American Tea Party groups are not the least bit racist.....ladies and gentlemen....I give you Mark Williams' open letter to Abe Lincoln....proving once and for all that Tea Party leaders do not possess a racist bone in their bodies....

Dear Mr. Lincoln

We Coloreds have taken a vote and decided that we don’t cotton to that whole emancipation thing. Freedom means having to work for real, think for ourselves, and take consequences along with the rewards. That is just far too much to ask of us Colored People and we demand that it stop!

In fact we held a big meeting and took a vote in Kansas City this week. We voted to condemn a political revival of that old abolitionist spirit called the ‘tea party movement’.

The tea party position to “end the bailouts” for example is just silly. Bailouts are just big money welfare and isn’t that what we want all Coloreds to strive for? What kind of racist would want to end big money welfare? What they need to do is start handing the bail outs directly to us coloreds! Of course, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People is the only responsible party that should be granted the right to disperse the funds.

And the ridiculous idea of “reduce[ing] the size and intrusiveness of government.” What kind of massa would ever not want to control my life? As Coloreds we must have somebody care for us otherwise we would be on our own, have to think for ourselves and make decisions!

The racist tea parties also demand that the government “stop the out of control spending.” Again, they directly target coloreds. That means we Coloreds would have to compete for jobs like everybody else and that is just not right.

Perhaps the most racist point of all in the tea parties is their demand that government “stop raising our taxes.” That is outrageous! How will we coloreds ever get a wide screen TV in every room if non-coloreds get to keep what they earn? Totally racist! The tea party expects coloreds to be productive members of society?

Mr. Lincoln, you were the greatest racist ever. We had a great gig. Three squares, room and board, all our decisions made by the massa in the house. Please repeal the 13th and 14th Amendments and let us get back to where we belong.


Precious Ben Jealous, Tom’s Nephew NAACP Head Colored Person

In case someone is wondering......yes, that is a real letter penned by Mr. Williams. I didn't make it up.

Such a clear case of non-racist thinking.....has never been written.

Wouldn't you agree?



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