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Young Guns and Dildos

By The Reverend Published: October 1, 2010

I'm celebrating number 61 today. No gifts please. But I do expect you to hum the Beatles "Today is your birthday" tune at least once today.

This is a picture of CNN reporter, Abbie Boudreau....

This is a picture of American moron, Jimmy O'Keefe.....

I don't watch CNN much anymore. The Candy Crowleys and the John Kings and the Wolf Blitzers have finally turned me off I have no knowledge of Abbie Bordreau. But Li'l Jimmy O'Keefe, ACORN killer, apparently does.

James O'Keefe, best known for hitting the community organizing group ACORN with an undercover video sting, hoped to get CNN Investigative Correspondent Abbie Boudreau onto a boat filled with sexually explicit props and then record the session, those documents show.

The plan apparently was thwarted after Boudreau was warned minutes before it was supposed to happen.

[O’Keefe associate Izzy] Santa told Boudreau that O'Keefe planned to "punk" her by getting on a boat where hidden cameras were set up. Boudreau said she would not get on the boat and asked Santa why O'Keefe wanted her there.

"Izzy told me that James was going to be dressed up and have strawberries and champagne on the boat, and he was going to hit on me the whole time," Boudreau said.

Ms. Boudreau explains how this all started....

For months, I had been working on a documentary about the young conservative movement. James had called me about concerns he had regarding an upcoming shoot. He asked me to meet him to talk about the shoot. I agreed to fly to Maryland and then drive to his "office" for a face-to-face conversation with him.

Ms. Boudreau was working on a documentary about the young conservative movement. But L'il Jimmy O'Keefe knew what CNN was really up to......

"My name is James, I work in video activism and journalism. I've been approached by CNN for an interview where I know what their angle is: they want to portray me and my friends as crazies, as non-journalists, as unprofessional and likely as homophobes, racists or bigots of some sort…"

Like Sister Sarah, and lately, "But I didn't join a coven" Christine O'Donnell.....L'il Jimmy knew what the "lamestream" media, as represented by CNN in this incident, was up to.

L'il Pimp Jimmy just knew that CNN's interest in documenting young conservatives as they produced a music video was only for the purpose of "portraying" him and his friends as "crazies." Because, you know, it's not that L'il Jim and his "pleasure palace boat", Bordreau-punking setup is a dead giveaway, or anything, that he is out of his effing mind....

Equipment needed

a. Video
1. hidden cams on the boat
2. tripod and overt recorder near the bed, an obvious sex tape machine

b. Props
1. condom jar
2. dildo

3. Music
a. Alicia keys
b. 80s romance songs, things that are typically James
c. avoid Marvin Gaye as too cliche

4. lube

5. ceiling mirror

6. posters and paintings of naked women

7. playboys and pornographic magazines

8. candles

9. Viagra and stamina pills

10. fuzzy handcuffs

11. blindfold

See any evidence in that list that might suggest L'il Jimmy might be off his effing rocker? Me either.

Keep in mind here that this is the same guy, dressed up oh-so- convincingly as a pimp, who handed Fox News-That-Isn't the ammunition they needed to blitzkreig ACORN. Now ACORN is no more.

Here is Jimmy in his full Serpico disguise discussing serious political stuff with three other stage props on Fox and Fiends...

What the heck was L'il Jim thinking when he set up the boat to embarass, or punk, CNN's Abbie Bordeau?

James was supposed to tape the following script before the meeting on the boat...

"Instead, I've decided to have a little fun. Instead of giving her a serious interview, I'm going to punk CNN. Abbie has been trying to seduce me to use me, in order to spin a lie about me. So, I'm going to seduce her, on camera, to use her for a video. This bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who comes on at five will get a taste of her own medicine, she'll get seduced on camera and you'll get to see the awkwardness and the aftermath."

"Please sit back and enjoy the show."

Li'l have no idea how much I have been enjoying the show.

L'il Jim's latest young conservative foray into nationally-vital, dildo and lube propping.......has prompted The Reverend to review another national punking attempt. Another conservative-led punking attempt that, yes, also involves dildos and a plot to trick those not in the know.....



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