...Because Stewart Copeland says so.
On a recent blog entry, Copeland ripped the band for it's crappy Vancouver show only the second of their sure to be triumphant reunion tour/raging cash cow. Commenting that "The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock," during a screwed up ending to Synchronicity and that the show was generally a hot mess.
But fear not ticket holders because unlike the old days when STing and Stew would bitch and moan and possibly punch each other while Andy ignored them both, these days it's no big deal.
"It usually takes about four or five shows in a tour before you get to the disaster gig. But we're The Police so we are a little ahead of schedule," he said.
"Screw it, it's only music," he concluded.
"What are you gonna do? But maybe it's time to get out of Vancouver."
Presumably they'll have all the musical kinks worked out by the time they get here but maybe Sting & Stew will be back to hating each other.