Merry Christmas to all. For those who do not celebrate Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa or Happy Festivus. I used to get worked up when people said Happy Holidays, rather than Merry Christmas, but I've realized that there's no sense in offending people.
If you received any cool Zips-related gifts, leave a comment below. Maybe it's a trip to the Motor City Bowl. Maybe it's a Charlie Frye jersey. Maybe someone paid for you to have Luke Getsy's likeness tattooed on your buttocks. Maybe it's a Ken Lolla dartboard. I received a shiny new laptop on which I am posting this.