Crazy in love
Darren Hieber, 33, became the most recent person to choose drastic means to reconcile with an ex.
Twice Hieber, of Onawa, Iowa, arranged to have himself shot in order to win his ex-wife’s sympathy.
The first hit man shot Hieber in the leg, but the wife still ignored him, and a second job was arranged in March, with two different shooters, but that also failed.
Adding to his frustration, Hieber was sentenced to 10 years in prison in August because it is illegal in Iowa to have yourself shot.
— News of the Weird