MARATHON TOP TEN
In recognition of the Akron Marathon’s 10th anniversary, each day of coverage will include a Top 10 list. Today we offer a sample of 10 of the more than 150 inspirational signs that will be posted along the course on race day:
1. The only reason I took up jogging was to hear heavy breathing again.
2. “Alex, I’ll take running for 100.”
3. Doncha wish your girlfriend could run like me?
4. Good decision. The other way went uphill!
5. Why are all of you chasing me?
6. 16 weeks ago this sounded like a good idea.
7. It is rude to count the people you pass out loud.
8. Who moved the finish line?
9. Running is a mental sport, and we’re all insane.
10. Don’t Even Think About It!