An octopus has been found careening from a building in downtown Canton, OH. Witnesses speculate the creatures giant tentacles to be 20 ft, and a local measuring deems them to be a least 25ft! 'Never in my day have I seen anything like this' a passerby was heard saying, while others searched frantically for a meaning to this ominous presence. Children were seen laughing and pointing, and parents mouths stood agape. The experts have been called in to gather and analyze data on the growing concern. The experts released their preliminary findings stating ‘It is not common to find a 25ft octopus in a downtown metropolitan area. Neither is it common to find a two dimensional mural combined with three dimensional sculpture. Of course, 2D + 3D = 5D, so it has that in it's favor. We can only speculate, at this time, the cost of such an endeavor, as data is still being collected'. The artist responsible for this installation was not available at the time of this story’s writing.
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