The year my son graduated from high school, we planned a big summer party in our backyard. So of course, we wanted the yard to look its best.
A half dozen or so hostas grow near the back of our property, forming the deer version of a Golden Corral buffet. Most years Iím half-hearted at best in my efforts to protect them, but that spring I set out on a determined course to save the plants from the deerís jaws.
I sprayed them religiously with a urine-based repellent, putting up with the stink for the sake of aesthetics. Luckily, heavy rains were rare that summer, so after a while, I was able to cut down on the spraying schedule. The hostas grew lush and beautiful.
About a week before the party, I admired my plants from my kitchen window and decided to apply one more round of repellent so the yard wouldnít smell like an alley come party time.
I didnít get to it right away. I must have gotten busy or distracted. So, of course, in full compliance with Murphyís Law, it stormed that night.
The next day, I looked out the window again. Where my pampered hostas had been, there were stubby, gnawed-off stems.
That experience taught me that, short of fencing or sitting vigil with a .22, there is no sure-fire deer-proofing solution. But that doesnít stop me from trying.
Iím always on the lookout for the best ways to discourage deer. When friends mention a method, I quiz them on the specifics. When researchers suggest an approach, I pay attention.
Iíve gathered a number of methods over the years. Probably none of them is a surprise to those of you who share my problem, but I offer them nonetheless:
ē?Hang bars of soap near trees or shrubs ó the stronger the scent, the better. You often hear people recommend Irish Spring, because itís especially aromatic.
Some research shows deer like coconut oil, so avoid soap that contains it.
Itís best to enclose the bars in bags made of a material such as cheesecloth or netting, perhaps stapled to a wood stake. Donít hang the bars directly on shrubs, because rodents might damage the branches when they try to eat the soap that drips on them.
ē?Gather human hair from a salon and hang it in bags near the plants you want to protect. Replace the hair monthly.
This method tends to have spotty results. Itís less effective on deer that are used to human scent.
ē?Create a homemade repellent spray by mixing one part whole eggs to four parts water. (To avoid clogging your sprayer, remove the chalaza, the membranous white cord attached to the yolk.) Reapply every 30 days.
Researchers have found that egg-based repellents work well because they smell like rotting meat, which fools the deer into thinking thereís a predator in the area.
ē?Rotate repellents, either commercial or homemade. Apparently deer get accustomed to scents but dislike new things.
ē?Scare deer off with a motion-activated sprinkler designed to deter pets and wildlife. You can find the sprinklers at some garden and home centers, or order online.
ē?Drape deer netting over vulnerable plants, or attach it to posts to create a barrier.
ē?Plant things deer donít like to eat. Garden centers and plant catalogs often label plants that are deer-resistant, or you can find lists of plants online. I can tell you from experience, however, that when deer are hungry enough, theyíll eat pretty much anything.
ē?Get a dog, but donít expect it to be a deterrent unless you can give it 24-hour access to a yard enclosed by an invisible pet fence. If the dog is indoors or on a leash, the deer will quickly figure out that it canít reach them.
How about you? What methods have you found to be successful?
Iíd love to hear about them. Call me at 330-996-3756 or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Please be sure to spell your first and last names and give your city and phone number, in case I need to call you back.
Iíll share the best ideas with readers in a future column. And Iíll probably steal a few ideas for myself.
Mary Beth Breckenridge can be reached at 330-996-3756 or email@example.com. You can also become a fan on Facebook at http://tinyurl.com/mbbreck, follow her on Twitter @MBBreckenridge and read her blog at www.ohio.com/blogs/mary-beth.